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Joel the Heartbreaker Dickerson Experience [12 Feb 2005|10:00am]

Ladies you will enjoy this.....
On Friday evening our regular Nixy Clix Battle Day. The players met up at Nate's house. Then who showed up but non other than.........Joel the Heartbreaker Dickerson! The evening went on as usual we set to play all Ender's Game Nerds agianst David and Joel. As the duo proceeded to rape our characters (Oh my dearest Elektra how I have Failed thee) and after two Ho's and a pimp had been wasted until Firelord became infected with aids, I made my way over by Nate. Who by the way proposed to me with a Hero Clix ring soon after Joel/Baby (Bean) announced our parting. However Nate was now the only person between me and you know who. Well Nate informed be that the Heartbreaker's underwear was hanging out, so of course i did what a Moonie's gotta do and and wedged the Heartbreaker, who let out a somewhat mellow "ahh my crack" The wedge was not as sucessful as i had expected because Joel happened to be wearing Dual Super Boxer Briefs for the occasion. After I commented on the difficutly and effort taken into the wedge, he shared a story of a time not so long ago when he jumped into a creek and it seemed as though as soon as he got out the underwear was dry, which is when we noted that they were Godlike. Speaking of which, our in depth God discussion ....that lasted a whole 3 minutes...... So i questioned one of the Heartbreakers moves and he claimed to have the power of God and Divine Right, well it sure was lucky that i had been wearing my 'I have Jesus in My Heart" socks because i argued that Jesus was on our side to which point he claimed that God was more powerful, then i countered with the three in one. There's more but i gotta get ready for ski club so there's the highlights. I love you Ladies

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a very moonies christmas [19 Dec 2004|10:43pm]

in the process of figuring out a very moonies christmas date i've come up with the following information please reply with input regarding your or other people's schedules that will be attending our holiday festivities.

Casper can do anything after Christmas

Possible 26th - Brooke works 5-9:30

No 27th -nathan wrestling tournement frome early morning till 8ish at night in sandusky

Possible 28th - nathan wrestling tournement till 7:00, KFC party, don't know what time

No 29th- nathan wrestling tournement till ???

Possible 30th - it would end up being two party's in a row

Possible 31st - combined with new years party, i think Brooke works from 5-9:30ish

Get Back to me A.S.A.P. i'm working on figuring this out

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[01 Nov 2004|05:30pm]

Charles in Charge: I didnt know people in my grade had memberships to our gym
Charles in Charge: Nick Consolo: hows it going?
Charles W. Consolo II: hello, good, but cold
Nick Consolo: yeah i hear that
Charles in Charge: behold, excellence
Whoa: Sometimes I wish I were a Consolo man
Charles in Charge: you're having sex with one
Whoa: but then i realize i am but a feeble gaietto
Whoa: yeah, but its not the same, ya know?
Charles in Charge: at least you know your place
Whoa: haha, the pesent in a society dominated by consolo men? for whom i am nothing but a sexual slave?


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Pretend I have three boobs and be my bra cups, please. [13 Oct 2004|08:46pm]

[ mood | nervous/scared ]

Hey girls...

I just wanted you all to know that I love you girls more than anything in the world. You have made my high school career the most fun and the bestest ever. And I wanted to thank you for being there for me even when I'm being a bitch. Thank you for telling me when I'm being stupid (like when I wanted to hook up with Ryan...) and telling me that I'm an awesome girl and that I can do better and that I can do anything I want...because, really, you girls make me feel like I can fly sometimes (literally...hello? Flight attendant?).

Anyway, these next couple days are going to be pretty rough for me. That's why I wanted to call an Emergency Meeting of the Moonies. I'm going to really need a shoulder to lean on and six shoulders would be great. Please don't get sick of my crying and please don't tell me to "just get over it". This is going to be a lot harder than any failed high school relationship. Please listen and even if you don't understand, act like you do. And if I don't want to answer your questions, please just leave them. Like I said, this is going to be really hard for me.

I know that I can count on you girls for your support, but I just wanted to remind you of what was going on, so if I seem stressed out, don't assume it's PMS...please remember whats going on with me. I'm really going to need you guys.

This is really the only reason I wanted to call the meeting, but I guess we don't really have to have it anymore since I just told you what was going on...but I wanted it to be more personable and not over the internet, but I guess it's easier this way so I don't forget anything and I can see my thoughts all laid out.

But anyway, thanks again, girls, for being my Moonies.


P.S. The trial is on Monday at nine, I failed to mention that. I'm not sure when I'll get home, but if I don't call, just assume that I'm not ready to talk about it, ok?

P.P.S. The tennis banquet is on Tuesday and I made three reservations. One is for my mom. Brette and Brittny, if you want to go, you can. I think it costs five bucks though...I'll pay some of it if you want because my mother and I get in free this year. You don't have to go, but I thought I'd put the offer on the table. Fort Ball is catering it, I think.

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bang bang [10 Oct 2004|09:59pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I have bolded all extra important parts in the following conversations:

Charlie: who is ice cream boy?
me! : this kid i gave my phone number to yesterday in findlay
me! : i didnt think he'd actually call
Charlie: ohhh
Charlie: -nudge nudge-
Charlie: -bang bang-
Charlie: (??)

me! : LOL!
me! : that is LJ-worthy

Charlie: I trust you have read my oprah comment on brittny's latest entry?
me! : lol
me! : yeah, that was funny
me! : i was going to comment, but i figured i didnt have to
Charlie: the sad thing is I didnt really mean it in a funny way when I said it
Charlie: she just came to mind with weight loss
Charlie: -bang bang-
Charlie: ...

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sightings update. [08 Oct 2004|04:26pm]

on monday october 4th at approximately 7:34 PM I saw Baker leaving the local Taco Bell.

On Friday October 8th I saw Cody Hall in a white Pontiac Bonneville I believe driving over by AJs. His hair was nicely combed-ish and parted.

That is all.

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[07 Oct 2004|07:04pm]

[ mood | amused ]

me! : i'm going to findlay saturday morning
me! : should i get brette the "thing"?
me! : i looked today in sandusky and they are about $12
Brittny: i dont know
me! : but will she get mad?
Brittny: i ordered her moviues..they came to 30
Brittny: so if we split that
me! : yeah, well, thats not all i wanted to get her
Brittny: i dont think she owuld get mad but i dont htink she would use it...thats weird to think about
me! : well, i dont think she'll use it either, its just a joke, but what if her mom finds that?
me! : how embarassing!
Brittny: yeah
me! : lol
me! : should i give it to her anyway?
Brittny: its your call
me! : and she can just find somewhere to hide it?
me! : she might need it when she starts going to college
me! : lol
Brittny: lol
me! : ew, god, thats weird
Brittny: this conversation needs to go on lj
me! : i was just thinking that

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[25 Sep 2004|08:06am]

Tiffin City Italian Core: hey i'm getting back to normal weight
My other screen name is your mother: thank god, you were such a fat ass before

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College here I come! [16 Sep 2004|09:04pm]

[ mood | anxious ]

"Congratulations, Brette!

Heidelberg College is pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into the Fall Class of 2005 under Fall Notification status...The Admission Committee considered a number of factors in the evaluation of your application such as high school coursework, class rank, test scores, and co-curricular activities. We commend you on your success thus far!..."

My plan to become a townie has been assured by this acceptence letter. The next phases to follow are as listed;

-get a job (cluck bucket or various)
-save up some money ( that i will probably end up spending on Moonies do America anyhow)
-affirm living arrangements (parents or apartment supplied by parents)
-find roomate (that's right i refuse to live alone it will probably be Melissa or my parents...I'll have to check up on who else is planning on being a townie...)
-allow a handsome, rich, italian doctor to propose to me
-get married and live happily ever after
*of course there are a few details i left out such as becomeing a teacher, having kids, playing soccer, so on and so fourth but here i have presented you with the raw condensed beginnings of my townie plan

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dude, man. [14 Aug 2004|11:35am]

Brette is a very rare male name.
Very few men in the US are named Brette.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

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Soccer game [14 Aug 2004|11:11am]

[ mood | anxious ]

The alumni soccer game is today at 3:30 at the stadium. All Consolo's under the parents of Chuck and LuAnn WILL BE PLAYING! I urge everyone to attend and support your fellow man. It would be greatly appreciated. After the game various foods such as hotdogs drinks and DESSERTS will be served for FREE! I will arrive there a little before 2:00 to watch the JV game that i WILL NOT be playing in! On varsity status news, Laverick will begin to drop varsity players down to JV starting on Tuesday. If i do not get dropped he told Mary and I that we would decide which team we wanted to be on knowing that on Varsity we would improve as players and get VERY LIMITED playing time, but on JV it would obviously be alot easier and we would probably get UNLIMITED playing time. Mary and I are working on a decision that will be announced in the near future. Either way we will recieve a varsity letter on a dumb technicality. Not that you guys really needed to know all of this but i'm extremely bored. In other news Patrick had to run a lap for rolling over butt in the air and excessively farting while we were planning out our warm ups.

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I thought you gals might like this [13 Aug 2004|12:50pm]

Brittny is the #3281 most common female name.
0.001% of females in the US are named Brittny.
Around 1275 US females are named Brittny!
source namestatistics.com

Gaietto is the #51761 most common last name.
0.0005% of last names in the US are Gaietto.
Around 1250 US last names are Gaietto!
source namestatistics.com

Melissa is the #30 most common female name.
0.462% of females in the US are named Melissa.
Around 589050 US females are named Melissa!
source namestatistics.com

Woodland is the #6245 most common last name.
0.002% of last names in the US are Woodland.
Around 5000 US last names are Woodland!
source namestatistics.com

Emily is the #99 most common female name.
0.208% of females in the US are named Emily.
Around 265200 US females are named Emily!
source namestatistics.com

Hampp is a very rare last name.
Very few last names in the US are Hampp.
Be proud of your unique last name!
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Brette is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named Brette.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

Consolo is the #34025 most common last name.
0.0005% of last names in the US are Consolo.
Around 1250 US last names are Consolo!
source namestatistics.com

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[10 Aug 2004|01:18pm]

Rumor has it that SNAPS is in our squad, WTF kill my now!

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Reply to "Lack of Ass" posted by Brette. [09 Aug 2004|04:03pm]

This needed to be inserted...I call it, "The Depressed Moon".

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"LET GOD INTO YOUR LIFE, HO, ITS NOT WORTH IT! [02 Aug 2004|01:05pm]

[ mood | anxious ]

Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: god
Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: i hate kroger brand buns
Whoa: haha
Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: they suck...they're always crusty
Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: and not soft
Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: meijer brand are good
Whoa: eh
Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: u dont like meijer brand?
Whoa: haha i don't really care
Ribbed for her pleasuer...eewwww: dude

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College and such [01 Aug 2004|02:25pm]

[ mood | contemplative ]

This post is directed toward melissa and anyone else who is staying in town after highschool. Just a thought that occured to me...unless you're really bent on living in findlay what do you think of getting an apartment or somthing and living together? We could start saving up now. We could create like a moonies layer and make it all awesome and then Brittny could stay with us when she's in town and stuff it could be awesome. I dunno it just popped into my mind. Just give it some thought and let me know.

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New Moonie... [01 Aug 2004|07:53am]

[ mood | tired ]

We have a new honorary Moonie, yes children, tis true and he goes by the name of Rodney.

It was a late July evening when Brette, Melissa, and myself decided to return to the fair. We walked and acted stupid as usual and all was well. Then we met up with this kid Brette knew from drivers ed from back in the day. We chillaxed, talked about tuba, the shocker, mullets, 'one of them', and various. As the evening progressed we sat down and made out, no wait, that didn't happen. Anyway, Rodney, our newest moonie, came and sat with us.

Upon being notified that he has never mooned, Melissa proceedes to inform us all, we were shocked. Stuff happened and junk. Then came the glorious moment when he mooned us. It happened so fast that we wern't sure it happened at all. Thats alright, it was his first time, we understood. We all gave each other high fives and when home yelling..."Giter-done". Good times bitches, good times.

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heartbreaker sighting [30 Jul 2004|01:24pm]

[ mood | crushed ]

Brittny and i were on a mission to retreive gas and milk when the heartbreaker was sighted playing soccer near his house shirtless with his heidelberg buddies. and in other news as i'm sure you all know by now i will not be on varsity this year for (in summary) the following reasons i'm slow i'm a girl and i'm in band. this is extreme bullshit!!!

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punk sighting. [29 Jul 2004|03:45pm]

[ mood | horny ]

melissa and i saw baker and nick consolo at the wendy's last evening.

baker even waved at melissa excitedly.


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Schedule of soccer camp games [24 Jul 2004|08:37pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

All games run from 7:00 to approxamately 9ish

field 3

field 3

field 2

Wednesday 2:00
field 3

come to my games guys!!!!
( who knows i might get another cleat up the puss )

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